dog walking anecdote #1

so it was a bright and beautiful clear morning and i'm walking Oliver (a gorgeous dog about my size) with Illiana. We're in the dog park for a few minutes watching Oliver run around when she turns to me and goes, "dude! theres a guy over there and he's completely naked!" Her words were trickling into my ear and my mind was desperately trying to turn them into something more expected from our surroundings like, "Dude, Oliver's taking a really long shit" but I realize I heard her correctly the first time. so I look at her, then look behind her and look at her again and we were in complete silence. I laughed out of my nose and said, "holy shit, there's a guy over there...and he's completely naked."